hotboysofficial:

when someone tickles ur neck

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pinkmeeup:

palegem:

Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting

Reblog Everytime

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fakefurry:

ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS :

  • a birth certificate with 1990-1999

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megustamemes:

The best thing about pregnant women is free Wi-Fi.

megustamemes:

The best thing about pregnant women is free Wi-Fi.

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hatesful:

my blueberry muffin looks exactly like my dog I’m gonna cry

hatesful:

my blueberry muffin looks exactly like my dog I’m gonna cry

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bassmonstertiff:

jinyii:

tastefullyoffensive:

"Where is your trunk, human?" [x]

Cutest elephants ever.

hi how are you! my name is Lelophent *tries to shake, feels around awkwardly, finds nose* oh… your trunk is kinda small… hm… well momma said everyone is different and special… nice to meet you “shakes stubby human trunk*

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alesusknowles:

Me Being Born

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frlcker:

having a crush is painful and horrible but not having a crush is just so boring

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andrewbelami:

foodtrucker:

I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous

holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me

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tonyturtlx:

disappears:

can-you-feel-my-farts:

olibusykes:

Vans Warped Tour.

the clapping THE GUY IN THE FRONT SLAPPING

the guy IN THE FRONT be like “fyeah nigga ain’t giving a fucks!!”

i see donkey kong!

tonyturtlx:

disappears:

can-you-feel-my-farts:

olibusykes:

Vans Warped Tour.

the clapping THE GUY IN THE FRONT SLAPPING

the guy IN THE FRONT be like “fyeah nigga ain’t giving a fucks!!

i see donkey kong!

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sherlockismysuicidenote:

wiccanwarrior:

penguin-on-a-tractor:

Can we please talk about the experiment who just made sandwiches throughout the entire series on Lilo & Stitch

look at him

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friendly reminder that Rube had the same powers and strength as stitch, but had a higher intelligence resulting in him being able to speak perfectly….but instead of being obsessed with destroying cities…only cared about making sandwiches… 

So he was basically a college student

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